Does Christian Mingle issue little Burro's that are Chia Pets ?

Little Burros that sprout some kind of fungus among us when baptized . And these Burros that are eastern orthodox with a degree in mythology claiming to be THE true Christian religion correcting every one's subjective history - Is that because no one in her congregation believes she is a PhD in her country . Why would some one with a PhD spend time on YA correcting Poe's ,Troll's and sarcastic users / ? Maybe is she hoping to confirm her mythology is the true mythology ?