I was visiting an army recruiter today and dropped a deuce. The turd fell out of my pants and hit his shoe. Will this be a problem?

Weasel McWeasel

Henceforth, your new Yahoo troll name will be SpongeBob Deucepants.

Siddhartha

Not if you are a horse.

RickyRoo88

I’m sure they have dealt with much worse...

Anonymous

ok

oldcraggyguy

Just tell him that he literally scared the s**t out of you.

Poseidon

It is oh so sad. You are such a poor individual that you simply can't understand how big an immature fool you really look.

Jeffrey

You need to talk to your mommy about a refresher on personal hygiene so this won't keep happening