I took one of those EZ towels and put it in my mouth to wet it and I just read that it may cause cancer. What should I do?
L. E. Gant
Kill yourself -- there are so many things that could cause cancer or other diseases that, if you avoided all of them, you'd be in a cocoon 110% of the time.
you won't get cancer
Grow up and stop being an idiot. Somehow I doubt you are capable of that though.
Prepare for death.
The Football God
Why not just pee on it?