I took one of those EZ towels and put it in my mouth to wet it and I just read that it may cause cancer. What should I do?


L. E. Gant

Kill yourself -- there are so many things that could cause cancer or other diseases that, if you avoided all of them, you'd be in a cocoon 110% of the time.


you won't get cancer


Grow up and stop being an idiot. Somehow I doubt you are capable of that though.

Mike G

Prepare for death.

The Football God

Why not just pee on it?