Should I skip military enlistment altogether and just go straight to wino?


Weasel McWeasel

You do you.


Too late.

Bob the Builder

No, you should skip enlistment and go straight to being an entitled jerk who expects everyone to treat you like a god just because you joined the military...getting all angry because every store you go into doesn't offer military discounts. C'mon, I served the country everyone owes me everything forever...bow down to me!