I’m in a career-desire crisis.?
How about picking up stuff to recycle, not that profitable but is good for the environment.
Not a very easy industry to use the 'gig economy' in, unless you want to start a blog or something. Especially not entry level. Maybe if you were a famous expert with 40 years experience you could engineer that kind of lifestyle. Most beginning jobs are 9 to 5 and you definitely need a Bachelor degree or for many positions a Masters. You sound a bit 'in the clouds' and out of touch with reality IMO.