Why does the raccoon in my backyard that just shows up and eats the bird seed and poops on my porch, hide in my bushes?


Tom thumb

He is hungry, had to take a crap, is shy.


He's trying to be clever and funny at the same time. Dude, you look like you've been smoking weed all day long.


raccoons & pigeons like the free food the birdies spill everywhere then they show up to chomp,get some granola,go out to the yard toss some on the ground,the birds will usually clean it all up when they get fed in 3 to tensys hanging bird seed boxes always end up a third on the ground,that when the other bandits show up


Because it is a raccoon? duh.

Lapiz Dominoes

Because it is a raccoon? duh.

Not Really a Doctor

Neeto. We've got a possum.

Spock (rhp)

raccoons are mostly nocturnal and fairly shy. you don't want them to be friendly with people -- they're a possible vector for rabies.


'Cuz he LIKES you. U R just his type.


you didn't try burning down the its lair?


... food and shelter. And a bathroom.

Dances with Weed

Its his backyard now.