I want to communicate with birds: Do you know if Rosetta Stone or anyone else has an affordable program that'll teach me how to speak Pigeon?

Anonymous

I know you were trying to be silly, but in reality the pigeons will teach you for free. Just listen to them and try to imitate. They will talk back to you. I saved an injured crow once and it taught me to speak crow. After it got well, it took up residence in my back yard and we continued to exchange greetings and small talk.

jimquk

Well, it won't be cheep .....

Anonymous

chirp chirp chirp... chirp chirp

Zirp

yes, we know there is no such program