If you win a marathon covered in poop, haven't you still actually lost?

You guys have no dignity Bye you nasty poop fetishists!


You would still win, as long as you followed the course and the rules.

Adam D

Depends on the marathon. A large marathon in a city will have significant prize money, smaller local races will not. Say I won Boston covered in poop. Do I care about the poop? Not at all, because I just made $150,000.


If you win a race, you win a race regardless of what you're covered in when you cross the finish line. Losing control of your bowels is a loss with regard to control of a sphincter, and doesn't correlate to not being the first to cross the finish line in a foot race. Someone with dignity wouldn't be so absorbed with the idea of poop