I want to circumcise myself but I cant afford a doctor, what tool should i use?

I tried a cookie cutter, and knife but, they didnt work. I'm Thinking of saving up for a sniper rifle, but im not sure if it is possible.
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Amaretta

Major troll fail.

Andy

get herpes it will fall off

Jim

Troll alert

blubberbutt

try a fully semi-automatic sniper shotgun.

Anonymous

Discuss your self hatred with your Psychiatrist. I understand why you hate yourself, incidentally., “Im not racist but every time I see a black person I want to eat them. Why?” “I want to circumcise myself but I cant afford a doctor, what tool should i use? I tried a cookie cutter, and knife but, they didnt work. I'm Thinking of saving up for a sniper rifle, but im not sure if it is possible.” “Can you stab someone to death with rubber bands? I'm stuck in a room with my black friend and there's 2 beds and about 600 rubber bands (not the gay ones, the stretchy ones) and I want to stab him, is it possible, or do I need to pee on/in his peice.” “Can I do a DiY Circumcision with a cookie cutter?” “How to yob?”

Pearl

i wouldnt do it yourself, it can create a lot of dannage and be very painful, just get sonne kind of insurance if you need this done

bob

use your sisters jaw