How do you dodge a military draft?



Move to Canada


Hack off a leg? Although if in the U.S., the draft hasn't been used now for decades. Even though young men are still required to register, another draft is unlikely because we have a high level of people who voluntarily join the military these days, so the draft isn't really needed anymore.

Bubba Ray

Bone spurs or **** your pants on the way to MEPS.

We Are the Youth of Adolf Hitler

by running away if you see blue lights


Pull a Ted Nugent piss your pants over and over don't take showers act all nuts