How do you dodge a military draft?
Move to Canada
Hack off a leg? Although if in the U.S., the draft hasn't been used now for decades. Even though young men are still required to register, another draft is unlikely because we have a high level of people who voluntarily join the military these days, so the draft isn't really needed anymore.
Bone spurs or **** your pants on the way to MEPS.
We Are the Youth of Adolf Hitler
by running away if you see blue lights
Pull a Ted Nugent piss your pants over and over don't take showers act all nuts