Should I skip military enlistment altogether and just go straight to wino?

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Weasel McWeasel

You do you.

STEVEN F

Too late.

Bob the Builder

No, you should skip enlistment and go straight to being an entitled jerk who expects everyone to treat you like a god just because you joined the military...getting all angry because every store you go into doesn't offer military discounts. C'mon, I served the country everyone owes me everything forever...bow down to me!