What are good jokes that make fun of people who jog?

Kind of how people like to make fun of vegans. I was wondering if people did the same for runners. Even inside jokes between runners making fun of people who dont jog would be accepted, as long as they are funny. An example based on the vegan thing would be a joke that goes like: You will know if a person is a vegan within the first 5 minutes of meeting them. Because they will tell you.
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sara

Jokes are supposed to be funny, you can’t make a funny joke about someone who does a completely normal thing to keep healthy

YKhan

Literally just a web search is all you needed to do. Running Jokes - Jogging Jokes http://jokes4us.com/sportsjokes/runningjokes.html

lili

Jokes are supposed to be funny, you can’t make a funny joke about someone who does a completely normal thing to keep healthy

Jan: Q

Q: How do crazy runners go through the forest? A: They take the psycho path. ````````````````` Q: Why was the blonde jogging backwards? A: She wanted to gain weight! `````````````````````` Q: Why did the chicken run across the road? A: There was a car coming. ````````````````` Q: Why do runners go jogging early in the morning? A: They want to finish before their brain figures out what they're doing. ```````````````` Q: What do runners do when they forget something? A: They jog their memory `````````````````` Deciding to take up jogging, the man was astounded by the wide selection of jogging shoes available at the local sports shoe store. While trying on a basic pair of jogging shoe, he noticed a minor feature and asked the clerk: "What is this little pocket thing here on the side for?" And the clerk: "Oh, that's to carry spare change so you can call your wife to come pick you up when you've jogged too far."

h

i know there's plenty in garfield comics.

Jahal

Too much free time ...

metroMAN

you don't know a good joke. Well then, you need to really JOG your memory

Anonymous

idk

SERVICE,DOG!

Your the biggest joke.

Josh B

Joke about how they can actually see their own penis in the shower.