What kind of creature is this? I've never seen anything like this. Should I call a scientist?

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Anonymous

It's the gender that refuses to be seen with you, the gender that keeps calling the Police on you.

JazSinc

Human. No need to call a scientist, it already has a classification, H. sapiens sapiens, adult female.

canadacraig

I say... call a painter for that is a work of art.