Why do men always walk in the door with sunglasses on and 4 women on their arms?

Trivial One

I know hundreds of men. Not one has ever done that.

Barb Outhere

Heh, where does this "always" happen? Perhaps on the television or in some movies. You do realise television/movies isn't real life don't you?

HNizzles

For the same reasons they drive the biggest, loudest pick-up trucks. Compensating.