Why do space aliens choose anal probes instead of other non-invasion technologies to study our bodies? Should we use anal probes too?



They have long, skinny fingers. Yes. It's easier to make friends that way.


You've never been to Dr Longfinger's office? "Hey Doc, if that's your finger in my butt how are your hands on my shoulders?"

Big Kahuna

Just hang out down on Greenville Avenue in Dallas and you'll get all of that that you want.


FORD must be ALIENS?........... They had a PROBE too.........๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

Dances with Weed

Its more fun that way.


We do, they are called Anoscopy.

Good Bye

Because it tells them what we have eating, and what is inside our bodies, and that is where everything comes out.


Probably mass hysteria reflecting our psychology, but if there is any truth to it, studying e. Coli might be a good way to determine health state of the individual and ecology.

Jeffrey K

Those aliens are perverts.


Yeah u can be gay and homosexual. It is ur choice.