Tee shot either left or right and short?


Weasel McWeasel

Well, ask Trump.......he Always seems to be on the golf course...............perhaps the only place where he seems to know what he's doing. And even then, I doubt it.


In season number two of the hit television series, The Simpsons, Lisa Simpson (a Buddhist) attempts to help her brother Bart, win a mini golf tournament using meditation and Buddhist teachings. Some excerpts from that episode: Lisa: I want you to shut off the logical part of your mind. Bart: Okay. Lisa: Embrace nothingness. Bart: You got it. Lisa: Become like an uncarved stone. Bart: Done. Lisa: Bart! You're just pretending to know what I'm talking about! Bart: True. Lisa: Well, it's very frustrating! Bart: I'll bet. Lisa: Bart, I have a riddle for you. What's the sound of one hand clapping? Bart: Piece of cake. (Bart opens and closes his right fist quickly, making a sound.) Lisa: No, Bart. It's a 3000-year-old riddle with no answer. It's supposed to clear your mind of conscious thought. Bart: No answer? Lisa, listen up. (Bart quickly opens and closes his fist again.) (Lisa preps Bart before the golf tournament) Lisa: Eighth hole. Bart: Aim for the octopus' third tentacle. Lisa: Twelfth hole. Bart: Bank it off the pink tombstone. Lisa: Nirvana. Bart: State of bliss attained through the extinction of the self.




Right and short

Justin Thyme



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