I need help with funny boy names !!?

This Friday at my house, we are having a fundraiser, which is the Womanless Beauty Review. It’s where the boys dress as girls for a pageant and the girls dress as guys for their escorts. I want to have a funny name. For example, last year there was a guy and his name was Anita Lottapounds...his last name was Pounds, so it was funny. Someone told me I should be Dixie Normus...lol, I would use that but it isn’t school appropriate. Any help?! Thanks!




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How about "Farts" Freely?


Dixie would be a good nanne to use