Has anyone ever encountered a "spirit" named zues on the Ouija board?
Obi Wan Knievel
You contacted a dyslexic Greek god? Not bad, not bad at all. Points for originality! My Ouija is better than most, because it does voices and talks to celebrities. I've had conversations with the ghosts of Elvis, Ronald Reagan, Hendrix, John Lennon, Karl Marx, Satan, Mick Mars, Winston Churchill, Hitler, and Kurt Cobain. Yes I know Mick Mars isn't dead yet, but his ghost does that anyway. But a spelling-impaired Greek deity? That's original, dammit. Can I borrow it?
Yes. Tell him he owes me $50 still
no, and personally i wouldnt play with an ouija board, theyre not good for you